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[Aug. 21st, 2006|11:58 am]
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Ed and Hank
Very, Very, Very Short Interlude:
Sunday Night 

Does your dawg bite? 
                or
          Stella!

By myeyesaintblue

Disclaimer: I know somewhere out there is a guy named Ed and a guy named Hank who at some point in their lives met the amazing Ms. Proulx and told them their story. Well, at least Hank did. Jack and Ennis belong entirely to Ms. Proulx. Technically, so do Ed and Hank. Still making millions.
Feedback: Always appreciated.

Thanks to  deviant_dev 's comment
on my previous post for the inspiration!


Part 1 is here:  http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/456.html 
Part 2 is here:  http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/698.html
Part 3 is here:  http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/897.html
Part 4 is here:  http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/1101.html
Part 5 is here:  http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/1339.html

Links to all other parts and assorted interludes, postcards, etc, are here:
http://myeyesaintblue.livejournal.com/10082.html





Sunday Night


“ZZZZZZZZZZZ”


“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”


“Snort”


“Huh?”


“Ya wake?”


“Hmmm? Yeah.”


“M’arm’s ‘sleep. Yer layin’ on it funny.”


“Sorry.”


“Wan’ TV on or off?”


“Off. S’all crap anyway.”


“Can’t find the remote.”


“This it? Or ya jus’ happy ta see me?”


“Funny.”


“Alarm set?”


“Yeah.”


“Got a lot ta do tomorrow?”


“Not so much.”


“S’good.”


“Wouldya get the light, m’arms still ‘sleep.”


“Sure.” CLAPCLAP


“Love ya.”


“Love you too.”



---------Silence---------



“Jeez! Ya feelin’ okay? Wha’d ya eat ta day?”


“Weren’t me. Must ‘a been the dog.”


“We ain’t got a dog.”


“We should get a dog.”


“Sure do miss Stella. Cain’t replace Stella.”


“Wouldn’ be a replacement. Be an entirely diff'rent dog altogether.”


“Always got a kick out a callin’ fer tha’ dog. Stella! Stella!!


“Think she thought you were nuts.”


“Sure do miss tha’ dog.”


“Yeah. She were a good dog.”


“Love ya, dumbass.”


“Love you too, dumbass. C’mere.”


“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”


“ZZZZZZZZZZZ”
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: deviant_dev
2006-08-21 06:34 pm (UTC)
*snorts* oh those two! such lovely little "old farts" indeed! *grins*

oh by the way, to link directly to a person's LJ name, use this(just remove the *)

<*lj user="deviant_dev">
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[User Picture]From: deviant_dev
2006-08-21 06:36 pm (UTC)
PS: <3 Thanks for the credit, though all I did was call 'em a bunch of old farts, lol
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[User Picture]From: aliceathome
2006-08-21 07:36 pm (UTC)
I love Ed and Hank - sooo funny

“Always got a kick out a callin’ fer tha’ dog. Stella! Stella!!”
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
Hi Alice,

Thanks! Didn't know if the "Stella!" reference was well enough known these days. My age always shows...
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[User Picture]From: elle_ann
2006-08-21 08:00 pm (UTC)
Short and very sweet! Love these old farts!!
Elle
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-21 11:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks elle,

Just a little bit of silliness.... Hope to see your next chapter soon! (No pressure though.)
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From: iamastarin2006
2006-08-21 08:59 pm (UTC)

ALL I GOT TO SAY IS

OH HOW SWEET.....

KAYLIN :)
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-21 11:10 pm (UTC)

Re: ALL I GOT TO SAY IS

Sweet old farts, maybe? Thanks!

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[User Picture]From: midget_size
2006-08-22 12:52 am (UTC)
Haha! I love it. Ed and Hank are so cute!

“Jeez! Ya feelin’ okay? What’d ya eat today?”


“Weren’t me. Must ‘a been the dog.”


“We ain’t got a dog.”


OMG, that made me crack up!
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-22 05:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad Ed and Hank could make you laugh!
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From: senseofpeace
2006-08-22 01:09 am (UTC)

So cute!

Thank you for the interlude.
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-22 05:09 pm (UTC)

Re: So cute!

You're very welcome!
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-08-22 03:52 am (UTC)

Clap on, Clap off, Clap on, Clap off, Clap on, Clap off - THE CLAPPER!

I just read this whole story. Oh me-o, my-o. TOO funny. And somehow healing - cause Jack/Hank didn't really die and Ed wasn't really sad??? Ed and Hank are so real. I hope they are. I'm naming my next dog Stella.
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From: wisconsinbeth
2006-08-22 03:54 am (UTC)

Re: Clap on, Clap off, Clap on, Clap off, Clap on, Clap off - THE CLAPPER!

Oops, didn't know I wasn't logged on - that was me!
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[User Picture]From: whatthefuckbenj
2006-08-22 12:57 pm (UTC)
awww this was lovely.. (but a lil too short for my taste ;) )
you already know how i adore this story and ed and hank right?
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-22 05:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks Whatthefuckbenj,

I always love getting your comments and I'm so glad you adore Ed and Hank. I may have a longer chapter up by tomorrow....
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[User Picture]From: bbm_citygirl
2006-08-23 04:28 pm (UTC)
I love Ed & Hank! LOL they have the clapper! Chap on, Chap off, the Clapper!
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-24 02:50 am (UTC)
Thanks Citygirl,

They love their clapper, but they'll never admit it!
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[User Picture]From: joetheone
2006-08-24 01:56 am (UTC)
LOL so great that is. I had a dog named "SuzyQBO bourbon fluffy, duffy, huey, lewy, doey. I loved calling her name but everyone thought I was totally nuts. Great, scene but I was hoping Ed and Hank had more class then a Clapper for a light. Oh well, so much for being stylish gay men. They are cowboys. LOL. Oh you crack me up with these and I just love them. Joe
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-08-24 02:48 am (UTC)
Love the dog's name! I was thinking of naming a dog "Attica", but I thought it was too depressing. Would have been fun to yell for that dog though.

Ed and Hank's clapper was a gag gift from Ed's daughter. They laughed about it, but they secretly love it! Trust me, they're a lot more stylish than most cowboys out here.
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From: under_wyo_skies
2006-09-29 09:56 pm (UTC)
Loved it! But....what's a clapper? *puzzled*
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-09-30 02:56 am (UTC)
Hey again,
Sorry, this is probably a uniquely american thing. They have terrible commercials on every year at x-mas. (I think they still do...) It's something you attach to lamps/etc somehow so that you can turn it on and off by clapping your hands. Thanks again for your great comments. I'm really glad you're enjoying Ed and Hank!
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[User Picture]From: tatia85
2008-05-30 10:47 pm (UTC)


LoL real life here! XD We DO have a dog and my father is always giving poor Collier the fault of EVERYTHING XD

Ed and Hank are the cutest ever.


PS: I bet Hank brought the clapper!
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