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[Oct. 13th, 2006|10:40 pm]
myeyesaintblue
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Whoopee ti yi yo,
git along little dogies



Once upon a time

 Not so long  ago

In a very strange

and far off land

It was a nice day.

Hank was drivin'.

I was ridin' shotgun.

Ed was sleepin' in the back.

Hank and I couldn' figure out wha' was goin' on.

The Interstate had been backed up fer many miles.

Then we saw a sign sayin', "Cattle on Roadway".

And I thought, what the $*#%#?!?
 
Had there been an accident

involvin' a cattle truck? 

Oh no!!!  




And if so,

does it happen

so often that

they have a

special

sign

for

 it? 

*


Then we came across this:



Whew!

No horrible accident...





They're just drivin' cattle.

Drivin' cattle down the Interstate....





...What?!?!?





Yep.  Tha's right.  Drivin' cattle down the Interstate. 

As in, the big, busy, limited access highway.

I asked one a them cowboys 'bout it

as we drove s-l-o-w-l-y by.

As it turns out they have

an historic right of way

But I can't remember

if it was for once

or twice

a year.





BTW,

What kind of

dumbass cowboy

don' wear no cowboy hat?





Tha's much better. 

He's wearin' a cowboy hat.

Missed gettin' a close-up though. 

So I don' know if he has blue eyes.  Damn!

But if you click on the picture to enlarge it

you can see that this cowboy

{{{{{{  }}}}}}

has a pretty impressive

pornstache.




"Mooo... Nice pornstache..."

They weren't sayin' it

But I know they were thinkin' it.





Somebody should tell this cowboy

That the cattle

are over

here

V
V
V




They're goin' awful fast.

Sure hope they can slow down in time fer tha'

treacherous curve...

< < < < <



Oh look,

there's an exit comin' up...



Sign says, "Food - Phone  Exit 108" 




Good news!

Them cattle can stop

ta get somethin' to eat

and then maybe call a friend

to come pick them up

and get them off

the damn

Interstate.

*

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But wait,

There's more...

It was the same day

Just an hour or so later.

This time on a two lane road.
 
After we had gotten off the Interstate

and were headin' up inta the mountains.




Musta been the day

to drive cattle on the roadways.





Sure wish they'd mooove over...





The end.


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Comments:
[User Picture]From: boonesfarmgirl
2006-10-14 05:17 am (UTC)
Cattle Drive how fun!! Love to watch the cowboys. BTW where are the pics from?

*Chelle*
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:06 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed the interstate cattle drive! I will tell where I live eventually. (And where all the pictures are from.) Don't mean to be mysterious about it. I'm just not sure if I'm ready yet...
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[User Picture]From: midget_size
2006-10-14 06:13 am (UTC)
lol lol lol lol lol! omg Driving cattle down the interstate! The slightly sad thing is that I wasn't surprised or shocked by this, as I know all about it! The Pornstache had me gasping. I love it.
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:08 am (UTC)
Glad it made it laugh! So you live somewhere similar?!? I would ask where, but since I'm not ready to tell where I live yet, I shouldn't go around asking other people... :)
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[User Picture]From: aliceathome
2006-10-14 07:52 am (UTC)
LMAO! This is hilarious...

And a guest appearance from The Pornstache just to cap it all off. *happy*

Thanks honey!
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[User Picture]From: aliceathome
2006-10-14 07:57 am (UTC)
Thinking about it, this must be what The 'Stache has been doing since BBM - probably couldn't get any other movie jobs so it's had to go back to herding cattle...
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From: under_wyo_skies
2006-10-14 09:43 am (UTC)
I love how you wrote the poem as a picture....!!! LOL

You're crazy, you know. All them cows. *hugs* I love all this.

:)

XXXXXXXX
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:21 am (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked "all them cows". P.S. And, yes, I know I'm crazy. It's really not so bad. Most of the time... ;D
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[User Picture]From: big_heart_june
2006-10-14 10:40 am (UTC)
Heeeee! No freaky cow pics this time, whew! *grin*

This was so funny, so great! LOVED it!

Thanks so much :-)
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:25 am (UTC)
You're very welcome! Glad you thought it was funny! And don't worry, I don't think I have any more freaky animal pics... (Although I guess it depends what you think is freaky...)
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[User Picture]From: elle_ann
2006-10-14 11:08 am (UTC)
My gosh, you are so inventive!!! I loved this, what a Saturday morning treat .... very cool!! Loved the pornstache touch ... maybe it was National Driving Cattle On Public Roads Day and you just got lucky???
Great!!!!
Elle
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:44 am (UTC)
Hey! Glad you liked it! You're right, it must have been "National Driving Cattle on Public Roads Day"...LOL! What else could explain it? We've seen cattle on two-lane roads before, but never on the interstate... And "lucky" is right! We hadn't actually planned on going that way that day. And we were darn lucky we had a camera within reach...
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[User Picture]From: whatthefuckbenj
2006-10-14 12:16 pm (UTC)
this is great! just what i needed right now.
thanks for sharing!!
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:46 am (UTC)
Hey Claudia! Glad the timing was right and that you enjoyed it! Love to make you laugh...
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[User Picture]From: joetheone
2006-10-14 01:23 pm (UTC)
You truly gifted person sometime when you drive through Erie Pa stop by I know you would have me laughing from morning to night this was just great, reminded me of being in England once and the sheep blocked my way several times driving through the countryside I should dig out those pictures but I did not see a pornstache just herders boy that was years ago should look and see if they looked like our boys. Joe
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:52 am (UTC)
Hi Joe! Glad you enjoyed the cattle drive! We often come across livestock in the roadway, but this was the first time on the interstate(!) That's so sweet that you would ask me to stop by, but I'm afraid you would be disappointed if you met me. I'm really not very amusing in person. (Wish I was...) It's very strange, but Ed and Hank just bring it out in me.
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[User Picture]From: samtyr
2006-10-14 04:41 pm (UTC)
LOL! Oh how funny! Excellent work as always. Thanks for brightening up my weekend! :D
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 02:54 am (UTC)
Thanks and your welcome! Glad we just happened to be in the right place at the right time...
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[User Picture]From: bbm_citygirl
2006-10-14 04:50 pm (UTC)
You so ROCK!

Thanks for this. It is great. "Cattle Drive Day", huh? Loved the "historic right of way".
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 03:04 am (UTC)
Hey! Glad you enjoyed it! We couldn't quite believe it when we came across it all. I sure was glad I had a camera within easy reach. :D
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[User Picture]From: trekfan
2006-10-14 09:42 pm (UTC)
WOW I didn't know they could tie up an interstate to move them. I am surprised there isn't any accidents in the process
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 03:09 am (UTC)
We didn't know they could tie up an interstate to drive cattle either. We've come across livestock on two lanes roads before, but never the interstate. Who would have guessed?!? Luckily there wasn't any accidents, but you'd think there easily could be. And you'd think it would really stress out those cows and horses. I know I'd be stressed if someone made me walk down the interstate...
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From: iamastarin2006
2006-10-15 12:22 am (UTC)
I so happy I can always count on you for a good laugh thanks so much Hank and Ed....

hugs and love ::: kaylin
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 03:10 am (UTC)
Hey Kaylin! Glad it made you laugh. Hank and Ed say you're very welcome!
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[User Picture]From: wannabebrit
2006-10-15 02:25 am (UTC)
What makes this truly a classic is cattle butt at the end.

And pornstache! :)

Thank you so much for the pictorial. And Ed slept through ALL of this?
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 03:38 am (UTC)
Yep! Ed slept through ALL of it. Didn't even believe Hank and me about the interstate cattle drive until we showed him the pictures. It was very lucky that I had the camera within easy reach or Ed would have thought we were just pulling his leg. (so to speak) I think the cattle butt really the last pictures I took. And the pornstache(!) I didn't even notice it at the time... :D
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[User Picture]From: lolitaray
2006-10-15 09:51 am (UTC)
That was really cute...love your style .:)
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[User Picture]From: myeyesaintblue
2006-10-16 03:47 am (UTC)
Hey! Glad you liked it. We were just lucky to be in the right place at the right time...
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